Shaving Private Ryan: A question of a man trimming his bushes

How many men can you name that shave their face? Okay, good. I see a few hands. Now, how many men can you name that shave their cocks?
Wow, I bet you didn’t see that coming, did you?

Stop laughing Tess!

I believe a man’s hygiene is of the utmost importance. Even before he opens his mouth, women (several over thousands of countless polls) have indicated that they notice the way a man looks. When it comes to pubic hygiene, how many women complain about hair in their teeth?

The problem could be solved with one can of Trader Joe’s moisture shaving cream and a sharp razor.

Now if you’re a man reading this, you may be whining. Okay, men don’t whine. They complain. I should know. I’m an authority on both…You may be giving me some nonsense about how shaving your cock makes you gay. So let’s see…

Raise your hand if you’re a woman who likes to suck shaved, clean cock with NO worries whatsoever about getting hair in your teeth.
Comments will substitute for hands raised.

So what if gay men would LOVE that too? The ONLY way they’re going to know is if you walk around naked all the time.

If you’re whining about the itching, it goes away after a few days and once your skin gets used to shaving. I’d recommend an aloe based moisturizer from Kiss My Face, to help with that. Find your girlfriend/wife/affair!

Besides, since men are always going off about size, look at it this way. Shaving your cock not only increases cleanliness but without all that damn nasty hair in the way, the illusion is given that you’re bigger than you actually are!

Come on guys; tell us how many of you love a smooth, freshly shaved woman? The way they are all soft and wet after a shower and skin is just begging for fingers or tongues…wait I’m getting ahead of myself. It’s the same thing for women though.

The chance to play with an unobstructed tool will be pure enjoyment for you as well as her!

Ladies, comment back and tell us how you feel about a shaved cock. Let the world of men know that it’s okay to have good hygiene down there too! I believe that it’s essential to a man to have the best hygiene he can afford. Your chances of finding the right mate(s) will increase if you’re looking your best.

Now, I know you're all wondering HOW to shave a man's genitals huh? The BEST way is to use a SHARP razor, a CAREFUL touch and a LOT of cream *wicked grins*

Shaving cream, that is. You want one that's going be aloe based so the skin does not burn from the abrasiveness of the razor. And make sure NOT to use an aftershave! That shit burns!

Apply the area with warm to hot water to open up the pores.

If you have long thick hair, apply a bit of lather and let it sit for a few minutes. Kiss your girlfriend or something! When said few minutes has passed, the hair will be easier to cut because it'll be softer. Take a pair of scissors and trime the hair as SHORT as possible. When you are aboe to see skin, time to bring out the razor!

Rinse the razor under warm water, run it down ONE STROKE, rinse and repeast until skin is baby smooth. This will ensure that each stroke is getting the most hair AND not cluttering up the blade to cause problems in the future.

After the hair is all gone, rinse with cool water and apply moisturizing lotion to the area. You're done!

Thoughts?